Gotta love the ginchy vintage web design!
The congregation of the Amazing Grace Baptist of Canton, North Carolina, is planning to put to the bonfire all English-language versions of the Bible except the KJV (King James Version), as well as books written by such heretics as Billy Graham, Mother Teresa, the Pope (those dirty Cath-o-licks!), and other heathens. Recorded music will also see the torch–everything from rap to country to contemporary Christian. These folks don’t miss a thing, do they? There are also promises of “great preaching and singing”, as the site says.
Oh, and they’re serving BBQ and fried chicken, and all the fixin’s. If they offer decent peach cobbler, I might show up.
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Depends on whether they have hush puppies or not. If they have good hush puppies, we could talk. I’d be willing to donate my copy of Grout’s ‘History Of Western Music’ to the festivities.
Thanks for using “ginchy”. Really takes me back! It’s so great when people try to look up-to-date and miss by a mile. So,tacky book burning, tacky website. Just plain tacky, all around.