Mr. Crumb, of underground comic fame, has released an illustrated Book of Genesis. (I should have bought it at the local comic con earlier this month.)

Lot, post-Sodom and Gomorrah

I must have dozed off in Sunday School when they covered the above-illustrated story about Lot’s daughters having sex with him (“to maintain his line”) (Genesis 19). This was after Lot had offered the samesaid daughters to a gang of rowdies for a group shagging, just so the gang would leave Lot and his guests (the pair of angels that had come to warn him of Sodom and Gomorrah’s imminent destruction) alone.

I must have been on vacation when they discussed the business of Elijah asking God to send she-bears to rip apart the children that had made fun of Elijah’s bald head (2 Kings 2).

And we’re not going to get anywhere near that psilocybin trip that is Revelations.