- birthers
- Glen Beck conspiracy theories
- openly-carried weapons outside presidential appearances
- tea parties
- death panels
- proposed U.S. military coups
- the wingnuttery over the census
- cancellation of presidential speeches to schoolchildren
- obsession with ACORN
- celebrations over losing the Chicago Olympics bid
- scorning government involvement in health care while clinging desperately to Medicare
- falling for obvious gags about fake Obama thesis
It’s enough to make you collapse into the newest American disease: CFS, the crippler of young liberals
