How can any decent person now support the Catholic Church?

How?

How?

How? (and how?)

How?

 

This explains *so* much!

Indonesian Communication and Information Technology Minister Tifatul Sembiring isn’t happy about the rampant immorality that he perceives pervades his country. He therefore makes the following statement that is supposed to be an Aristotelian syllogism.

Immoral behavior = natural disasters

However, it is fallacious.

Published in: on 30 November 2009 at 11:27  Comments (1)  

“What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s ahappenin!”

The place? The Opryland Hotel, Nashville, Tennessee.

The date? February 4 through 6, 2010.

The purpose? The First National Tea Party Conference.

Tickets? $549 each.

The speakers? Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin.

The rampant wingnuttery? Priceless.

Published in: on 27 November 2009 at 22:42  Leave a Comment  

“She’d be yapping or something, and I’d say, ‘I’m sorry, why am I hearing your voice? I’m not in the kitchen.’”

Glen Beck. Sarah Palin. Tons o’ fun.

Published in: on 26 November 2009 at 21:59  Comments (1)  

34,000 more troops to Vietnam

….er, I mean, Afghanistan.

Including my son the Marine.

Published in: on 24 November 2009 at 9:19  Leave a Comment  

My aching head!

Daniel Schorr, at best a mediocre journalist but now revered as a “wise old man” in the business, recently wrote an opinion piece for NPR that claims that the internet was complicit in the Fort Hood murders.

Give me a fucking break. If Major Hasan had used a Underwood typewriter to type his correspondence with cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, should we blame Underwood for the deaths? Or Parker Pens, if the major had handwritten his letters? How about the stationers that made the paper?

Get with it, Schorr. Blaming the messenger is bad enough; blaming the media used is asinine. Murrow would have been ashamed of you.

Published in: on 23 November 2009 at 12:24  Leave a Comment  

Buicks or bombs?

Published in: on 21 November 2009 at 9:32  Leave a Comment  

Six of One…

One of my strongest TV memories from childhood was a British drama called The Prisoner.

Star and creator Patrick McGoohan portrayed a British intelligence agent who suddenly resigns from his post, and is then kidnapped and taken to a lovely Mediterranean-style resort, from which he cannot escape until he tells the powers-that-be why he resigned.

The 17 episodes were shown over the summer of 1968, and it immediately grabbed my attention. Like much British television of the era, it contained such richness of detail and nuance that viewers had to pay attention to most everything they saw and heard in order to follow the story–which of course meant that American viewers did not care for it.

I loved it. I waited eagerly for and watched every episode in that first summer (save “Living in Harmony”, which wasn’t shown in the U.S. that year due to its anti-war overtones).

Here’s the opening sequence, which gives a flavor of the show’s tone and its obvious ’60s sensibilities:

This year, cable station AMC hosted a six-episode relaunch of The Prisoner. My family and I eagerly anticipated its arrival.

I watched episodes 1, 2, and part of 3 before I gave up.

(No spoilers) What I liked best about the new series:

1. The location shooting was superbly chosen. The original Village, located in Portmeirion, Penrhyndeudraeth, North Wales, lent a sense of unreality to a story that used that sense superbly. The remake was shot in Namibia’s Swakopmund, a tropical resort in Namibia. The Mediterranean flavor of the first series, and the German colonial look of the second, make for very striking scenic shots and lent a visceral sense of unreality.

What did I not like?

1. The remake is sloooooooow. Not “they’re not revealing plot details quickly” slow, but acting and camera pace slow. There are just so many shots of desert dunes you care to see before you want something that gets a whole lot closer to “interesting”. There were attempts to pad out 30 minutes of content into an hour-long show–a common problem in screenwriting these days.

2. Jim Caviezel is no Sir Ian McKellan. He’s no Patrick McGoohan. He’s not even William Shatner. His acting is uninspired, his vocal work flat, and he looks a WHOLE lot better than he sounds (a common problem with actors in film and TV these days).

3. There was a brief moment in episode 2 where we got some interesting, unexplained plot details that made me think, “Hey. Maybe this might be good after all.” Alas, hopes were dashed. The original The Prisoner revealed layers upon layers of plot complexity in the first episode, and rarely let up as the series progressed; the remake didn’t even come close. Obfuscation for the sake of obfuscation leads nowhere in story telling. Or in film and TV.

4. Both series takes a critical eye toward individualism vs. collectivism. The first series succeeded entertainingly; the second series failed miserably, at least as far as episodes 1-3 are concerned. McKellen and Caviezel play cat-and-mouse games, but they played the same note over and over. Boring.

Go out and get the remastered originals (now available in the U.S. and Europe) and enjoy 17 strong doses of paranoia, intelligent writing, and sublime acting. Don’t give AMC any more rating points.

Published in: on 20 November 2009 at 11:53  Leave a Comment  

Welcome the Renegade Gardener!

My sweetie just showed me this man’s site, and I’m lovin’ it!

I particularly like his 10 Rules:

  1. Gardening should be challenging, relaxing, and fun.
  2. Renegade Gardeners are cautious and wise when perusing the plethora of products and plants sold by the commercial gardening industry.
  3. Gardening involves commitment.
  4. Renegade Gardeners learn the Latin names of the plants they grow.
  5. Gardening is not always easy.
  6. Renegade Gardeners come to realize that lawns are essentially a dumb idea.
  7. Gardening and rock music do not mix.
  8. Renegade Gardeners buy first from local growers.
  9. There is nothing wrong with cutting down a tree on your property.
  10. Irreverence is essential.

Lemme tell ya–Zone 4a gardening can be a bitch, especially when that damned doe eats your rose buds and growth tips on your new apple trees.

Published in: on 19 November 2009 at 9:48  Comments (1)  

Wanna get scammed?

The Senate began hearings yesterday about online businesses that use tactics that cause consumers to pay for and get services they don’t ask for, aren’t notified of (until the bills show up), and probably don’t want.

The Cliff Notes version? When you complete a purchase of something from the companies below, you get taken to a page offering additional sales. You have to accept or decline the choice before you are taken to a final confirmation page for your intended purchase. If you decline, you get your confirmation. If you accept, the site will automatically take all the personal information (including credit card data) that you’ve already given it, send it to 3rd-party vendors, and process the additional sales without asking for customer approval.

It’s a shady practice.

Wanna see some of the companies that do this?

The online travel and hotel-booking services on this list don’t surprise me, nor does Yahoo. eHarmony (famous for rejecting gays and “unattractive people”) shouldn’t surprise anyone. TimeLife should know better.

Parteh down, dawg!

Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi hired 200 young Italian models for what was believed to be a gala party in Rome last Sunday.

What they got, however, was a personally-delivered 45-minute lecture on Islam and woman’s place in Islam, a copy of the Koran, and a request for them to convert.

Not exactly what they had in mind, G-Dawg.

Published in: on 17 November 2009 at 10:44  Comments (1)  

Joe bless you, George Carlin

His latest (and last) book is now out.

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Lenny Bruce made us react.

Richard Pryor made us laugh.

George Carlin made us think.

Published in: on 16 November 2009 at 13:46  Leave a Comment  

Unfair and unbalanced

Fox News has demanded that Youtube remove all clips of their broadcasts, and Youtube has complied.

The official excuse is “copyright violation”. The real reason is that doing so prevents anyone from disclosing to the public what moronic opinions pass for “news” on Fox. It prevents other sites (including mine) from underlining the rating-hungry wingnuttery that passes for “fair and balanced reporting” at Fox News. It allows for deniability (“I didn’t say that!”), the shield of the extremist.

Control the present and you control the past. George Orwell was, unfortunately, rather prophetic.

Somewhere, Thomas Jefferson smiles.

Will Phillips

10-year-old Will Phillips won’t say the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance.

A sharp child (he skipped the 4th grade altogether), Will decided that he could not pledge fealty to any country that chooses to discriminate against gay people. He has remained firmly seated and silent when his classmates say their daily Pledge.

His parents agree with his right to do so. His school agrees with his right as well, although the usual collection of waterheads and future “you-want-fries-with-that?” classmates taunt him and call him “gaywad”.

When he was asked what he thought being an American meant, his quick response was

“Freedom of speech. The freedom to disagree. That’s what I think pretty much being an American represents.”

Published in: on 13 November 2009 at 8:39  Comments (1)  

The Catholic Church: wadda buncha nice guys

The Catholic Diocese of Washington has put the District of Columbia on notice:

Approve of gay marriage, and all Church-sponsored services in the district will cease.

So, if the electorate of D.C. says that gays can have the marriage rights that everyone else enjoys, the Roman Catholic Church will stop assistance to the homeless, the needy, and those in need of medical care.

The Catholic Church has been at the forefront of opposition to every major evolution of social change throughout history. It opposed apostasy (the Inquisition, persecution of non-Christians), winked-eye at the Holocaust, opposed all attempts on the part of women to gain full human rights (reproductive control and the vote among others), stood silent on human rights abuses, has repeatedly covered up sexual assault upon the young by priests, and now uses the poor and needy to push a political agenda.

Niiiiice.