Guess who just turned 100?

Hints:

  • It’s a world-wide organization.
  • It celebrated its 100-year anniversary this week.
  • It discriminates against applicants that are gay, agnostic, or atheist.
  • A lot of senior members have been convicted of pedophilia. An average of 1 such member is removed for pedophilic activity every other day–that’s 180 every year.
  • While it claims the privileges of a private organization, it is glad to accept money from public charities like United Way.
  • Of the top twenty sponsors of this group, 9 of them are organized religions.
(The first commenter that hints that homosexuality=pedophilia, hence attempting to set points #3 and #4 above against each other,  gets sacrificed to the Great Spaghetti Monster.)

2 comments to Guess who just turned 100?

  1. D.C. Kincaid says:

    Be nice to the Boy Scouts. All societies have their good and bad side: some Scouts turn out to be astronauts, scientists, military officers and, yes, Presidents. See I told you good and bad

  2. One need not be a Boy Scout to turn out to be a scientist or such. Why, the Hitler Youth did just fine with Dr. Wernher von Braun.

    I remember a line from Vonnegut’s “Happy Birthday, Wanda June”: “‘It’s a very strange kinda kid that does make Eagle Scout. They always seemed so lonesome, like they’d worked real hard to get a job nobody else cared about.’”

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