The next mindless beauty queen zombie

Miss Beverly Hills Lauren Ashley--looking good for a member of the religious undead

I guess Carrie Prejean’s lesson didn’t take. Here Miss Ashley opines:

“The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.’ The Bible is pretty black and white…I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”

Oh, but she has lots of gay friends, and they’re okay.

I can hardly wait for someone to out the explicit emails and/or the sex tapes she likely made when she was “young and misguided”.

You can have your iPorn, as long as Apple approves of it

So this is no good, kaput, banished

Apple recently banished a shitload of iPhone apps that featured sexual content, nudity and semi-nudity (bikinis, lingerie, etc.)

…but Playboy images, FHM cheesecake, and Sports Illustrated swimware apps featuring sexual content, nudity, and semi-nudity (bikinis, lingerie, etc.) are just fine, thank you very much.

(I haven’t heard anything concerning complaints about the myriad written porn apps that are available for the iPhone, but then most knockwurst-heads that must have their pornulated content mobile don’t read all that well anyway.)

But *this* is okay, thank you very much