Archeologists recently unearth an iron nail from the ruins of an old stone fort on the island of Ilheu de Pontinha, off the coast of Madeira. The nail dates from the first or second century CE, and was possibly one of thousands used by the Romans to attach bodies to wooden structures in their own charming form of public execution.
The fort was believed to have been briefly occupied by a number of members of the Knights Templar, the medieval fraternity mentioned in Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code as keepers of the artifacts of the crucifixion of that itinerant rabbi named….oh, can’t think of his name, starts with the letter J, I think.
Therefore…
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…some are speculating that the nail found was one of those used in That Crucifixion. One of the archeologists made this supposition because…
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…the surface of the nail was smooth instead of being pitted, as if the nail were treated delicately, as if it were “some sort of relic”. Conclusive proof!
And of course, the dumbshit organizations that pass for “media” are fanning this meager ember of speculation.
