Bernard Madoff, the former financier that stole $18 billion from trusting investors, was moved to a prison hospital in December last year. His lawyer claimed it was for heart issues.

Bullshit.

What really happened was that Madoff got the crap beat out of him by a fellow inmate, over a dispute about money. (I wonder if the stock tips Madoff gave the guy went sour.)

I’m not a believer in cosmic balance, but I suspect a balancing of karma happened on December 18, 2009, in Butler NC. Too bad bilked investors can’t pay their bills with it.