Do you think they’ll still like me after this?

UPDATE: Wait, wait, there’s more juicy conversation here:

UPDATE THE SECOND: They’ve deleted my comments and have shaken a stern finger at me:

I didn’t bother to censor any of the names this time. Note also that I don’t offer sufficiently respectful dialog. I’m not sure how much more respectful my language could have been; I could have been rude as hell, with a big dash of scorn tossed in. I sure as hell am more respectful about proper syntax than they are.