Pinheaded theocratic…er, Texas Governor Rick Perry pontificates

“The current economic crisis will lead us…back to Biblical principles.”

Which principles would those be? The ones that demand death for non-virginal women who marry? The ideas that call for dashing the heads of the infants of your enemies against rocks? The concepts that women must keep their silence among men?

Get back to us when you have that list of principles ready, Rick.

As Paul Jury reminds us:

“Texas: where everything is bigger, including our morons.”